It would have been justified to kill the mother for trying to take care of her baby, it would also have been justified to kill her if she had wanted to get it aborted.

/s just in case

Just keep playing what you are playing now. It does not get worse just because a new overpriced console comes out

I hope clankers will not be considered equal to human life in my lifetime

Trumpets cannot comprehend this

🏴‍☠️ (for legal reasons this is a joke)

Louis Rossmann is a hero for using his platform to advocate for consumer rights. I hope he has the continuous support to do this in the future. I would love to support his repair business based on this alone but I live in Europe so I just have to keep posting fanboy comments like this one

and his full name backwards is gnorts Mr alien. Which doesn't mean anything by sounds funny

Have you considered voluntary redundancy?

No.

Have you considered involuntary redundancy?

You probably know by now but the landlord just entering your rented space is illegal in many countries. In many parts of the world you can change the lock even so only you have access.

Truly the work of an imbecile

You know there's only two kind of people, those who do backups and those that haven't lost a hard drive/data before. Also: raid is no backup

let's see it!

Oh man, I hope you land a job soon. That sounds like hell

Was mich an dem festen Deckel stört ist, dass es eine Symbolpolitik verkörpert. Zigarettenfilter sind der größte Umweltverschmutzungsfaktor und daran wird seit Jahren nichts gemacht weil die Lobby zu groß ist. Außerdem dachte ich, dass Flasche und Deckel getrennt besser recycled werden können. Kann mich da jemand erleuchten?

Ist doch logisch, ich melde mich auch überall mit der Emailadresse von anderen Leuten an. Hab bis heute noch nirgendwo etwas bezahlt. Schachmatt, Atheisten

Von ich_iel inkl imgflip Wasserzeichen geklaut und schlecht bearbeitet. Der DHL Screenshot ist von mir und nein, ich weiß nicht ob das Paket aus der Endlosschleife entkommen kann.

He out-dumbed dubya within the first week of his first presidency

Why?

Where I live the library card costs 5-10 € per year and they carry blu rays, video games and e books. Needless to say I've now renewed this card for the 15th year in a row

Auf wiedersehen is more like "see you soon" - not used in a literal sense anyway but you could say auf Nimmerwiedersehen to say "see you never"

Just a thought of a nitpicking German