(assuming your post isn't a joke) it is impossible to cause a nuclear reaction by cutting cucumbers.

the biggest innacuracy in this comic is that as the panel zooms in on the cucumber atoms, the knife looks exactly the same. if it was realistic it would just be a bunch of metal atoms pushing aside a bunch of cucumber atoms, not a sharp knife slicing through individual atoms.

airdashing also works

correlation is not causation, the reason why they have less murders is probably not Christianity (for example they have way stricter gun control)

edit: after rereading the post I don't think the other person is tryng to argue that Christianity is causing murder and whatnot, so ignore above paragraph

also wouldn't it make complete sense for Japan to have way less Christians since they were isolated for so long and have their own religious beliefs

the joke is that they are delusional and think they are going to college but they are in fact going to a mental health institution

sometimes I like the constantly changing subtitles when watching funny stuff, I don't like it when the subtitles shows the whole sentence and gives away the joke before the guy says it (I read fast sometimes)

world of goo...

the joke is that Elon musk is hanging around trump so much that he's basically his spouse

makes sense, since Linux users (me) are drawn to foss projects like moths to a light

bruh ts isn't even a Minecraft screenshot did they seriously use ai instead of playing Minecraft for 5 seconds

trump just announced 50 year mortgages

this is so awesome I can't wait to be in debt my entire life

I think even if you put the speech bubble next to the phone it would be fine, since the phone uses a different speech bubble style than the previous panel

draw her screwing up the cobblestone generator in minecraft skyblock

ironic how the gooner one isnt the one with the foot

why does downdetector rely on cloudflare.....

technically it's optimal for battery health if you only keep charge somewhere between 40 and 80%

pretty sure if you don't visit a tab for a while or reopen your browser with the "keep previous tabs" setting thingy on, those tabs are not all loaded in memory. even if I have 100 tabs open, most of them take up negligible space in ram and only load in once I click on it. also I'm lazy and creating/deleting bookmarks is more work than closing/opening tabs.

it's like the birth of Jesus Christ type sh, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nativity_of_Jesus

it just looks off, doesn't look like 3d animation and the blocks don't line up

flying type pokemon