the secret is living way the hell out of the city and spending 1+ hour commuting in on the 300k vehicles that pick you up

haha, thank you. I try!

can vouch for regular spätzle as being great and i am now very intrigued by its cheesy cousin

i'm telling mom😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠

wasn't there a whole parable about empathy re: dives and lazarus or something like that? idk i'm not a bible expert like these pastors, obviously.

this is the truth. it's awful and even worse re-heated. heavy cream and melted velveeta 'cheese' is the best simulacrum sauce.

ai has ruined the names claude and siri

it's a type of egg pasta with a lot of regional variation. i tried making the milquetoast butter version once using a Spätzlehobel (to make the noodles) and it was terrible :) :) i wonder if i still have that thing somewhere

i'm only familiar with the butter version, never seen the green one before until now.

I think incompetent drivers just driving off the cliff themselves is the more likely scenario.

it's me, I'm the hostile nation

Not to mention the Opabinia problem...

thank you for this .gif