As always - if you're saying a word is comparable to the n-word, and you are able to use your word in public as a non-black person, it's not like the n-word

Wow! I can't believe she didn't intentionally make the obviously worse choice. Unironically. This is entirely new territory as a democratic voter!

He should have prayed harder over the decision to double down on selling auto immolating products for several years because it was cheaper than fixing the problem

Why is Texas political leadership entirely composed of mouldering corpses??

Legitimately curious what she is expecting. My kindest interpretation is she thinks students or teens should get work experience. Maybe she thinks people should have to work several jobs if it's too... Easy?

Not that students should have to work...

Customer service jobs are some of the worst outside of Malaysian ship breaker or Siberian lumberjack.

Eliminating the competition

When there are no other games at all, the company with one shitty live service game will be king!

Pretty sure it's sarcasm based on the correct grammar, spelling and proper use of social context but like you said it's impossible to tell for sure

The police are desperate for fresh urine and will go to any lengths to obtain it

To be fair, Fallout is also about how living in Nevada and West Virginia sucks

Pfffhahahahah

Oh wait he's serious. Let me laugh even harder.

He's not even a Democrat anymore, he's an "independent". He would only be running if he had a chance to throw the election to Trump.

I wouldn't say I'm questioning it, Bob.

1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf

$83 says it was a thrift store find and the owner can't see very well

I hate that I have to know this guy exists. It's like someone told him eating shit is bad for you and his whole personality is so reactionary that instead of just smiling and nodding, or even not eating so much shit, he's decided to base his entire existence around aggressively eating as much shit as possible to troll the haters.

Also, slaying corrupt local authorities

I need to see some kind of statement from Harris on this pretty soon, she doesn't need the billionaire money but she does need voter enthusiasm. Don't fuck this up goddamn.

Are we sure he's not having a medical emergency?