callie (OF 30% off)❤️‍🔥

Good thing no one risked boating before Archimedes invented bouyancy 🙏

"You son of a prostitute" Most European thing I've heard today

Just to stay away from it of course

A whole new generation younger than me is already being pandered to...

Is this a joke about how JD Vance's wife is named Usha?

Gives a whole new meaning to "shit just works"

He's got the entire Greek alphabet of male hierarchy inside him

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Yes I'm aware that that shit's wack pseudoscience :::

Nothing gets past you eh?

Now define "masculine nature"

All it requires is that the film ends with "What I've done" by Linking Park but this time it's [s l o w e d + r e v e r b e d] [c h i l l m i x]

Yeah this, "cannot be compared" is meant to imply "Their comparison yields no meaningful conclusion"

How can I laugh? There's no Suddam Hussein

Someone should make a thread of these motivational quotes with edgy twists

That's true, the OOP is being quite snarky with their comment on a post where someone's had a genuine basic doubt

Shitpost taken literally

Would

பொன்னியின் செல்வன் meme on Lemmy?

It's a fine line having to love my culture but without being co-opted by andhbhakts of our country