I've conditioned myself fully by this point to only use the clock on the stove as an indicator of whether my power has or has not gone out

This is my first time hearing this story and it was well worth the read.

I'll have momentary power losses probably once or twice per quarter, depending on bad thunderstorms or nearby construction, things that happen worldwide and affect power grids indiscriminately.

I do set my stove clock, I just ironically find it more useful to not improve it in this ridiculously simple way because it's a good indicator of whether my home has had a power outage. Lol