Stepson sabotages submersible because he wasn’t allowed to go to Blink182 concert; punk rock is therefore root of all societal evil.

I started reading your post 14 minutes ago and read 30 seconds every other minute then watched the video (but I didn’t count those minutes) and now I’ve grown chest hair. That was some good reppin

I learned how to fix so much stuff around the house and picked up ideas for my home automation hobby. And the photos of swimming pools were nice :)

This comment made me think earlier (way too hard on a day off, to boot) because I hadn’t associated any negative connotation with the instance name. I chose this instance because as a home automation hobbiest, I love when shit just works. I read @[email protected] efforts on setting up their gear/testing its capacities to see how said shit will work, and I like graphs and happy seals wanted to be part of that test so I joined 😂 Greetings from Philadelphia and thanks for having me!

Is Ozzy eating Smarties candies? 🤣

Tie between judge or crossing guard. Turns out I just love a good Halloween costume. I’ve worked in higher ed my entire career.

We have mockingbirds at my house so the sound ID gets thoroughly confused sometimes 😂

Always so much doom and gloom. So tired of it all. (Also, I agree)

Everything felt wondrous to me after I got out of an abusive marriage bruised but alive. It’s not that I feel more, but the realization that I am able to feel at all amplifies the intensity of my positive feelings. Do you feel like you’re trapped in a rut at all? Or maybe you’ve convinced yourself that all the best moments have already past? Sending positive vibes to you!

1980s Stanley Cup finals. Islanders’ egregious offsides drop pass against the Flyers. I was 6 months old and still mad as hell for my dad 😂