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announcements·Hilarious Chaos Announcements bysplinter

Stopping the scraper bot menace

Over the past few weeks, our little site has been slammed by web scraping bots.

There is a lot of headroom on the server so the increased load has not led to any noticeable degradation, but the numbers are pretty wild. Here are some stats for the past 2 weeks:

We may be popular, but we're not THAT popular.

The typical solution to something like this is to embrace services like those provided by Cloudflare. I absolutely do NOT want to do this, unlike many of our Fediverse peers. I believe surrendering autonomy and privacy in exchange for security is incompatible with what we're trying to do here.

Instead, I have been working on a PoW challenge system, with the inspiration coming from projects like Anubis (https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis)

The idea is simple. Clients need to solve a set of simple cryptographic challenges before they are allowed access to the site content. This rules out the vast majority of simple scrapers, and makes it computationally expensive for the more sophisticated ones. I'm calling it Tollbat because why not.

The trade-off is you will have noticed a Tollbat challenge screen before accessing HC. This could mean a 5-10 second load time every so often. I will continue to tune it to make it as light as possible for real users.

Federation, 3rd party apps like Jerboa and legitimate bots are not affected. So far things seem to be going well, but let me know if you notice any weird behavior.

The load reduction is significant to say the least. Here are more graphs for those who like them - see if you can spot when Tollbat was turned on:

Feel free to ask any questions, I'm happy to answer them.

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announcements·Hilarious Chaos Announcements bysplinter

Downvotes - let's discuss

It has been almost a year since we disabled downvotes on HC. @[email protected] and I are interested to check in and read the room.

In short, downvotes affect how content is displayed here, and certain types of content gets reliably downvoted on Lemmy. For a comparison, look at:

https://hilariouschaos.com/c/Conservatives vs https://lemmy.world/c/[email protected]

Downvotes are often not used in good faith, and content will be buried at the bottom based on them. However, they are also a valid form of expression and I doubt anyone here is fragile enough to be affected by them.

What are your thoughts?

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announcements·Hilarious Chaos Announcements bysplinter

HC wishes to expand its borders

TL;DR: You might have more people to talk to, we are now federating openly.

The longer version: Until now, we have been maintaining a list of instances that we are federated with. This was done out of an excess of caution, as it's easier to keep tabs on who you link with.

The downside of this approach is that we haven't been linking with many Fediverse instances that we simply weren't aware of.

We have now switched to open federation and will instead maintain a blocklist, reserved for instances that host shit we really don't want coming across to us (e.g. loli porn).

This of course doesn't change other instances defederating from us, we're scary that way.


Thoughts?

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news·News And Current Eventsbysplinter

Trump Begins Selling New Meme Coin Days Ahead of Inauguration

This has got to be the most insane thing I have seen so far this year.


President-elect Trump launched his own $TRUMP memecoin on Friday and it quickly exploded past $10 billion

Zack Guzman
Jan 18, 2025 2:11 AM EST

President-elect Donald Trump launched a memecoin on Friday that quickly topped a $10 billion market cap after nearly just an hour.

A tweet from his Truth Social account and his verified X account announced $TRUMP just before 10 PM EST. A little more than an hour later, it was trading with a market cap above $10 billion.

"My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE! It’s time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING! Join my very special Trump Community. GET YOUR $TRUMP NOW. Go to http://gettrumpmemes.com/ — Have Fun!" Trump tweeted. Trump's memecoin $TRUMP launched Friday. It hit $10 billion in record time.

Trump's memecoin $TRUMP launched Friday. It hit $10 billion in record time.

Despite many thinking the memecoin was potentially the result of a hack, the site advertising the memecoin matched the same company behind Trump's prior NFT projects, according to Coinage.

The token launched with 200 million tokens at generation and described a token lockup that would eventually scale to 1 billion tokens, with 80% scheduled to be allocated for the creator team and CIC Digital. No tokens allocated to the team would be released before three months, according to the distribution schedule.

The token launch comes as Securities and Exchange Commission Chair Gary Gensler steps down and just three days before Trump's inauguration on Monday.

The token launch appeared to be a boost for the chain Trump's memecoin launched on. Solana was up about 6% after the launch as money flowed in. Other cryptos had taken a dip as traders may have shifted funds to account for the surprise token drop.

Trump Begins Selling New Meme Coin Days Ahead of Inaugurationhttps://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/us/politics/trump-meme-coin-crypto.htmlOpen linkView original on hilariouschaos.com
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