Stepped on a sea urchin, and one of the needles got stuck on my foot. Couldn’t pull it out without tweezers, so I asked if the local shop keeper could help me out.

It's a wart

This is going to where the sun don't shine if you don't give me my money back

Look at those grippers

#15 GI Ganny foot fungus: The last thing you'd want on your pharmacy counter is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

Person mistakes store for doctors office.