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shittylifeprotips·Shitty Life Pro Tipbysodding_gasbag

SLPT Not sure if you want kids? Have a test kid, if you don't like it you can always return it.

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shittylifeprotips·Shitty Life Pro Tipbysodding_gasbag

SLPT after vomiting you can use a bidet to rinse your mouth out.

another useful feature of a bidet and another reason to get one!

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shittylifeprotips·Shitty Life Pro Tipbysodding_gasbag

SLPT Laminate your paper towels and toilet paper so they can be reused easier.

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SLPT don't forget to put an airtag on your new airtag! Those things are small and easy to misplace.

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shittylifeprotips·Shitty Life Pro Tipbysodding_gasbag

SLPT if you find a hornets nest make sure to extract the honey from it before getting rid of it.

They make the best honey

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shittylifeprotips·Shitty Life Pro Tipbysodding_gasbag

SLPT No condom? Just use a latex glove, it can be used 5 times even better! 10 if you turn it inside out!

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SLPT If the stupid carbon monoxide alarm keeps going off, take the batteries out of it. It must be malfunctioning!

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SLPT If you feel nervous when at the dentist, just start licking and sucking on the dentists fingers to calm yourself down.

Kind of like a pacifier.

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