i guess he's not a very good schwimmer

There should be a religious test for politicians.

If you're too religious, you should not be a politician

Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

The argument is "PReSiDenT isn'T mEntIoNeD sPeCiFIcALLy!!1!". Does President take an oath? Are they "elected to office"? Then yeah, the President is an officer.

“I’m going to finish my term as leader and.."

{ 47 seconds of silence }

"I’m going to finish my Senate term,”

FTFY: The internet really only has one thing you can’t ban. Pussy.

b) out of all the places to land, it lands precisely on top of a hospital in precisely a way that kills as many people as possible.

didn't it land in a parking lot? in the pics of the npr article it was at least a building-length away from the hospital

Big Pharma is finding new ways of claiming your drugs really do cost $30,000 per dose

coming soon: Fee Listing fee

yep, radio telescopes send data this way, thats how SETI@home got the Arecibo data

There is no dark side in the moon, really

Matter of fact, it's all dark

I just went and gilded a bunch of fuck u/spez posts with gold I apparently had but never bought

That would be Alemmynium in British English

390 light years away

As galactic scales go, that’s really close

https://comb.io/wyceMv

Here's a nice big one just south of Daytona Beach

https://www.google.com/maps/@29.0625058,-81.0461691,1579a,35y,359.1h,44.09t/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu

Look at the images, the redactions are perfectly shaped, no way that was done with a marker.

Your wife will complain that you never put it down

Fugedaboudit!

Yes, if one of those stars blew up 389 years ago, we’d see it next year

I edited all my comments to say “fuck spez”, everyone should do this