This is illegal, at least under the GDPR, so Reddit could be sued about that.

Disclaimer: I'm no lawyer, so this is no legal advice and I could be wrong.

Zwei Worte: Wiederverwendbare Metallflasche

If you don't go to parties, you can save even more

Yeah, exactly, it's always a pita to pipe stuff through sed/awk to reformat the timestamps

Bei uns in der Firma gibt es sogar einen Begriff dafür, wenn Abteilungen sich Excel-Tabellen hin- und herschicken: Excel-Weitwurf

Fun fact: there's a shorter way to throw a NullPointerException:

throw null;

Because throw throws a NPE if the parameter is null