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Mimics

Glory hole 1: The glory hole below me is not a mimic.
Glory hole 2: The mimic uses bold text.
Glory hole 3: The mimic has an even number.
Glory hole 4: I am not a mimic.
Glory hole 5: The mimic has an odd number.

Choose wisely. There is one mimic who lies.

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Relatable

Syntax error: Mismatched △
FATAL ERROR! DRAIN ARCANE ENTRY IMMEDIATELY!
ARCANE ENERGY COULD NOT BE DRAINED AND WILL BE DISPERSED WHEN PROCESS IS TERMINATED.
Kernel panic: Syntax error in interpreted kernel code. Spell OS 0.2.437 will now terminate.

*Firery explosion

“And that’s the most efficient way we’ve found of casting fireball. We’re still working on getting round to finding a more elegant solution.”

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*Shuts the laptop lid and opens it.
“Ok! It’s restarted”
IT person: “Well that was certainly quick. Are you sure you restarted it?”
Person: *Feels smug about how they were able to restart quicker than most people.