...Which is what we used to have. And it sucked.

It's like people don't remember how bad shit was pre-Obamacare.

So all of a sudden

Maybe something happened that caused the shift? Hmm, what could it be?

Good thing the Senate just voted to give ICE 200 billion dollars

I was once spelunking a file that hadn't been touched in like 7 years, and there was a weird line where it was adding 2 to the index for seemingly no reason. The comment was like // Sam: not sure why this is off by 2 here. See ticket #12345 for discussion

Whatever issue tracking software it was referencing was no longer used, so that ticket was gone, and who TF is Sam?

I'm a big fan of AOC, but I think I'd rather her wait until 2032. The next presidency (if there even is one) is going to be a fucking shitshow trying to clean up Trump's messes. I'd rather her get the opportunity to be a "get shit done" President, instead of having to spend all her time rooting out Trump's traitors in the government while getting villainized in the media.

Wait there's a company called "Blackstone" as well as one called "Blackrock", and both buy up real estate?

Walk into class

Pull laptop out of bag, put it on the desk

Whip out mechanical keyboard

Mouse, small set of stereo speakers

Pull out a large object wrapped in a blanket

Everyone else watches confusedly

Take off blanket, unveiling a 28in monitor

Whip out power strip

Put power strip on the adjacent desk, no one is sitting there anyway

20ft extension cord

The outlet is on the far wall, run the extension cord between the desks

Apologize to everyone bumped into a long the way

Play World of Warcraft the entire time

$300 million. Could build a skyscraper. Instead building a big, mostly empty room.

The grift

I thought this was Tracy Morgan writing on Elon Musk for a sec

Maybe "the economy" should give some more money back to working class people, ya dingdongs

Rear fingerprint scanner PLEASE

if they're both paid the same hourly rate?

That's the fun part: you only have to pay them for 40 hours!

Fun read!

And even today, anyone who has worked on a project where some developers are on Windows and some are not has probably encountered the fun that is configuring autocrlf in Git: Windows uses CRLF ("carriage return, line feed") as a line ending in text files, while other systems just use LF.

Why actually separate devices and not, like, VMs or something?

Choline, choline, choline, CHOLINE

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

Meanwhile Euler was coming up with all this shit while being blind

Downloaded green Ubuntu today. Seems good so far.

Holy shit that poor woman. And how those onlookers were able to maintain their composure and not punch him in his fucking face is pretty amazing.

Also a third masked man, from the same truck, TOLD HER to move her car out of the way

BJ fucking slaps, throw me in the dryer