Smh

Show me how they look

The other day I had a discussion with friends and obviously there’s no right answer here since it’s a very nuanced topic, but some people said it absolutely sucks and others were like nah this shit sucks ass. Which one is it? And do you suck ass? Please let me know in the comments.

I want to discuss a sensitive topic with you today. I have increasingly noticed how Automatons are straight dehumanizing us, disregarding the intergalactic rule based order. 

As part of the 22nd flamethrower division I was there when the Alpha Centauri Conventions got ratified and Automatons signed it like everyone else. Yet, they keep disregarding it. We have our disagreements with Terminoids but we bonded over plenty of stims and most of them are stand up guys, it’s just the chargers who are weird bunch that no one really understands. 

However with Automatons I have experienced some sick behavior on the battlefield. I’ve seen illegal broadcasts where they say that Helldivers have no electric circuits and as such do not enjoy the same rights as Automatons. They keep referring to us as alien scum. I have seen Automatons teabagging fallen Helldivers while shooting their flares. They do not fight for defending their way of life, they are vile creatures who just want to see us suffer. I am honestly disgusted.

Dear super earth citizens, I just completed a whole round against Automatons on Helldive difficulty and I’m traumatized. There were just so many bots everywhere. Helldivers were dying left and right. Sometimes multiple times in a minute.

But we made it, after making sure that the oil pumps are running and information was uploaded, we have spread democracy through annihilating bots. In the end there were just two of us left. Some helldivers never extracted, I wonder what was their fate.

I’m having trouble processing the things I’ve seen. Sometimes I wake up at night thinking another dropship has landed when a space car is flying past my bedroom.

Is there any psychological counseling available for veteran helldivers? I tried contacting my democracy officer but all he could offer to me was freedom camp, so I apologized for being undemocratic. Obviously posting this from a throwaway account but please let me know if there’s anything you’d suggest.

I know I suck lol but this is next level evil. If you want to kick me do it whenever but don’t waste my time letting me help you clear mission objectives and then kick me.

Sorry just ranting.

Did he do it for the memes?