Yet at american restaurants, they give you a free hat your fifth time

People often ask chatbots questions and treat their responses as genuine artificial intelligence

That doesn't make it not a slur. Intent is irrelevant.

I ended up checking "albino" on the form

Yeah, yeah, the time knife. We've all seen it.

They would absolutely charge a "children fee" if they were legally able to.

Reminds me of the COVID relief payment simulated phishing emails that made headlines. People complained that they had to take additional training after clicking some "Click here to retrieve your COVID relief funds" link during the early days of the pandemic that turned out to actually just be their corporate IT team sending a simulated phishing attack. They expected that this was the official government relief page that they have been waiting for, and were excited for the financial relief. Many people claimed that it was not okay do "prey" on people's desperation at this point, but these simulated phishing emails were just getting people wary of the real thing. Actual scammers who were actually attempting to steal your money were absolutely sending these types of COVID relief phishing emails for real. So, these simulated emails were just preparing users in case one if the real spam emails happened to slip through the filters.

It's called a shitpost, mom. All the cool kids are doing it.

The nation's most wanted terrorists

::: spoiler Spoiler Always Sunny episode "The Gang Goes Jihad"

:::

Wow yeah, I found the original, and you can see the L is on the left and R is on the right:

Horror themed fonts: https://www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=110

Notably illegible examples:

• https://www.dafont.com/gorewild.font
• https://www.dafont.com/heartless.font
• https://www.dafont.com/ghastly-panic.font
• https://www.dafont.com/bloody-hell.font
• https://www.dafont.com/xxii-ultimate-black-metal.font
• https://www.dafont.com/brutal-tooth.font

EDIT: Set my console to MB Thin Worms

https://www.dafont.com/mb-thin-worms.font

Priest finds out that the kid they just raped has an STD.

I am not seeing it. In this community?

EDIT: Oh, it's a user I have blocked. No wonder I didn't see that before posting this.

TIL matryoshkas have doctors inside them

Maturing is realizing you're not mentally stable enough to do acid.

Wisdom is doing it anyway.

I'm disabled

A shitpost is often a joke, but not always. Sometimes, a shitpost is just a shitpost.