Choosing not to date someone isn't really treating someone differently, 7 billion people on this planet you're not gonna date most of them

Otter Pops, purple aka Alexander the Grape is best

Born to shit, forced to enter a verification code to wipe.

Cool I'm sad now

How tf did they peel it so perfectly

10/10 would soop

PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPU

Some people have all the luck

Only when I need a good cry

Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus Go eat some walruses Orifices, Porridges Morpheus, Morpheus

Going to the Buffet and Walruses Confidence, Corpseses Worcestershire sauce Go into your orifices Red pill, blue pill Morpheus, Walruses Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!

Darkness Falls

The best finger box lube is puddi

I love it when you call me, big floppa

I rip those out and float it on the water to act as a splash guard. Sometimes my tip touches the rim but I usually carefully tuck it

Endogeny

Sounds like a lotta hooplah

Anything with high fiber. I once ate nothing but lentils for a month, thanks poverty, it made me poop like crazy