You went through a lot of effort to edit the cornicopia out of all those logos, just to keep the lie going that this is some sort of mass Mandela effect.

Electrical engineer: fuck it make the wire thicker I'm not checking voltage drop again.

Don't "memesplain" us

Don't let water touch it or it will bring you 7 years of bad luck

They don't have any debt? I'm still 5 or 6 years from $0 if I don't get sick or have to replace a car.

He was a world champion Hitler assassin

Team Fortran raise up, but not too fast our old bones aren't as strong as they used to be.

Why are there germs on your hands right after washing them? Didn't mythbusters already test it and concluded that they are only bad when people don't really wash their hands.

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No one that speaks German can be evil.

Facts aren't going to change any of them for voting for him. Quoting Revelations 13:3 might scare them a little. "One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast."

Why does it have eyes even though it says no organs, ignoring the problem that skin is an organ.

What about a politician who sexually harasses an employee and making that employee read their erotic interspecies fan fiction.

Those things Taco always talks about but clearly doesn't understand anything about them and is scared of

LA was chosen because the last LA Olympics was the last time a city didn't rack up a huge debt getting things ready for the Olympics. And since there have been fewer and fewer cities requesting to host they picked LA extra early in hopes that LA can again keep the cost low enough that other cities might want to host again.

And now the idiot in chief is going to put himself in charge and insist that this be the biggest dumbest event ever to try to show off how great he is. And after the embarrassment of his birthday parade there is no way he is going to trust someone else to do this and if LA and the US goes bankrupt paying for it, then well that is Obama's and Biden's fault.

The beast also survives a head wound and gets more followers.

Not going to get much of a commission when this "private citizen" sends a coupon in for his first few payments and they have to repo it.

There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.

Hey that's the guy that successfully killed that failure Hitler.

Imaginary numbers are any number multiplied by the square root of negative 1, a complex number has both a real and imaginary part. 10+i is complex, 10*i is imaginary.