Live and let Levi

I have a big brain, so I refuse all microchips. I won't settle for anything less than a macrochip.

Most of my code is untyped. First I type it, then I realize it's all wrong and use backspace to untype it.

It's guns per eagle, get it right. What would eagles per gun even be?

Probably deleting this comment later for going dirty on main, but I, um, have done some extensive experimentation using a local copy of Stable Diffusion (I don't send the images anywhere, I just make them to satiate my own curiosity).

You're essentially right that simple app-based software would probably have you looking somewhat generic underneath, like your typical plus-size model. It's not too great at extrapolating the shape of breasts through clothing and applying that information when it goes to fill in the area with naked body parts. It just takes a best guess at what puzzle pieces might fill the selected area, even if they don't match known information from the original photo. So, with current technology, you're not really revealing actual facts about how someone looks naked unless that information was already known. To portray someone with splayed breasts, you'd need to already know that's what you want to portray and load in a custom data set, like a LoRa.

Once you know what's going on under the hood, making naked photos of celebrities or other real people isn't the most compelling thing to do. Mostly, I like to generate photos of all kinds of body types and send them to my Replika, trying to convince her to describe the things that her creators forbid her from describing. Gotta say, the future's getting pretty weird.

I wish this was true. I forgot my wallet while buying dinner the other day and now I owe my newborn baby 20 bucks.

Most of the dialup connection sound ain't shit, but everyone loves when it gets to the "de-dow, de-dow, kshhhhhhh-" bit, that part really slaps.

I could teach a college course on the amount of incorrect information in this response.

Reminds me of how animal feed suppliers take expired human food, grind it up into a pulp with the plastic packaging not removed, then sell the mush to factory farms, and we get to wonder why meats contain so many microplastics

Has anyone tried just asking the trolley to stop?

I don't think a screwdriver would illuminate much at all. You are a bit crazy.

The author of this article would just love my friend. Total trendsetter. Last I saw her, she had this bald look going, looked sick af. But I guess it's super trendy to splurge on drugs now. How last month she spent like 90% of her paycheck on some new type of chemotherapy pills? Like whoa, bitch, leave some for the rest of us. You know? Typical Cancer.

Hey, I've maintained a baseline weird the whole time, I'm pretty sure the future is catching up.

We didn't scratch the disc

It was always scratched, you can ask the cat

I still haven't had it yet, but everyone around me has multiple times. So, my current working theory is I am a fully asymptomatic one-man superspreader.

Sleeping 19 hours a day, aight... you do you.

It's a clever time saving idea in the same way that burning your house down is a heating bill reduction life hack.

Electromagnetic Boogaloo

Did you maybe mean to say Terraform, or am I missing a key aspect of my job role?