If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl

This sounds like an idea from someone who wants to justify their job.

I already feel less lonely just thinking about it.

I'm not looking to be the same. I'm not looking to be anything. Just discovering (and so far) enjoying the alternative I wish I knew about a long time ago. Thanks for the warm welcome! /s

Yeah just like when my work colleague laughed at me this week when I mentioned I play games. You still play games? He asked. Yes I do, it is what I enjoy to do. What do you in your spare time? Melt away watching ads on free to air TV? laughs in gaming

BTW I'm 38 too

Why did you stop?

There's a hooker on the side of the road

Okay, so the limit was 50km/h which means she was in a residential street driving at a speed that is reserved for highways. It definitely matters and is more than fast enough. She fucking killed someone.

Not a problem, fitgirl to the rescue!

Times like these I'm so glad I love metal. I can pay 30 bucks to WATCH, listen and go sick to a band full of talent. I'd be livid if I was an artist and saw that my fans were having to pay $900

The cybersecurity email tests I get at work are so transparent - Hi user, You have an unpaid invoice, please follow link to pay immediately.

I wish I could I could reply no I don't fuck off but I'd probably get in trouble lol

Thank you! I automatically block political communities and also news (because it's mostly American shitfuckery) and I don't like seeing it, it makes me feel like shit. Thanks for posting up some great suggestions.

Yes, I have not had any game installed on a HDD for many years now. And you'll most likely get a new SSD in say 5-7 years anyway...

I wish there were more games licensed to use idtech.

Imagine if laws were passed for the sake of emissions that if an employee is able to work from home then you cannot force them into office more than 2 days a week.

Here's a remaster with new fancy lighting and effects and shit but same crusty old gameplay!

Doesn't help when people can't afford to turn their heaters on either

Google VPN enters the chat

Old context menu is still there. Need to do a regedit to make it default again.

If any woman/man is like that about anything you enjoy you're better off cutting ties. Clearly not for each other. My wife isn't into metal at all, and enjoys some gaming but she respects and understands that's part of who I am and what I enjoy.