I went through something similar.

I realized that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using my face as its logo.

Must be nice to be openly corrupt and not have any consequences.

The children’s blood he drinks is probably deficient in iron and magnesium.

Probably being the guy taking the shit and also completely aware that you’re being pooparazzied.

I recently learned that the state where I’m from considers a baton a deadly weapon so it can’t be purchased as a means of defense, but an Ak-47 is perfectly fine to purchase AND open carry.

I would just like to say that I really love this new community and I would like you all to know that I wash myself with a rag on a stick!

Tweets are now called Xcrements.

Turtles can, in fact, breathe through their butts.

He also prefers children to adults.

More like Supreme Court Injustices, amirite?

Mitch McConnell next plz, thx.

The music production ones r/ableton r/audioengineering r/mixingandmastering r/maschine

Just a normal day at a Florida Elementary School.

Does anyone have a home remedy for the darkness within that is slowly overcoming your will to live?

I tried apple cider vinegar

I like to take those slices and smear them into the bun to prevent their escape.

I got the app when lemmy was having some issues and I needed to scratch the itch. From what I gather, the sorting options are shit. There’s only popular, home, latest, news and watch. I only downvote now, especially ads.

We should try telling them the weather is gay and watch them jump into action.

Ah, It’s good to laugh again!

Dumpies are all the rage these days.

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