I pirate tv shows and movies. They don't have embedded subtitles for when someone starts speaking another language anymore. If I don't turn on subtitles I may be watching something and suddenly realize, "These mofos have been speaking Mexican for the last three minutes!"

Better than another church billboard I saw. It said "Meet Jesus." I imagine walking through the doors and Charles Bronson puts a gun to your head. "Are you ready to meet Jesus, punk?"

Power lines are more valuable to me, as another person who works, than a fast food burger. My money will go towards an electric bill before I start paying $30 for two trash meals.