Damn, Godot too? I know Curl had to discontinue their bug bounties over the absolutely tidal volume of AI slop reports… Open source wasn’t ever perfect, but whatever cracks in there were are being blown a mile wide by these goddamn slop factories.

As mentioned elsewhere, this is appropriate for anyone doing database administration, because DB writes should always be a trans action.

“I’m no two-bit wh*re!”

“How about three bits?”

Non-technical readers? In my Linux memes community??

Sure, but let’s call it what it is: fascism. We need to stop inventing fancy names for things that have existed for a century.

There is a difference, but largely in the industry whose capital backs this new fascism. In the 1920s and ‘30s, the dominant / ascendant form of capital was manufacturing capital, so those were the biggest backers of German fascism (both in Germany and the US). In our time in the US, the ascendant capital is big tech, but most of their assets are in cloud computing. This will inform the face it puts forward, so it does change the modes and styles of its propaganda, but you best believe the same fascist goals are at the heart of it all. So I say: call it fascism.

Damn, Motorola may really make a comeback with this!

Normally, I’d be reading about NPM security breaches and AI security breaches separately, but now I can get them in the same article! Truly amazing how technology has progressed.

Society would be categorically better if this were achieved.

An AI can never be held accountable, therefore an AI must never always make a management decision.

Ah but you see, this is my bloat! 😂

This has been solved since 1999. Read the manual.

The deeper I get into Linux, the more I feel exactly this about most software in general. We just love reinventing the wheel, don’t we?

Holy shit, year of the IPv6??

(I know this was 2025)

They enshittified my Super Bowl ads dawg 😭😭😭

Damn… these were some of the OSS projects I was the most excited about. uv in particular is brilliant. Hope it breaks out again once OpenAI collapses.

Plot twist: the chud is the boss’ son

If somehow you haven’t read the canon of YAML haters (among which I count myself), you gotta check out The YAML Document from Hell. It’ll make you seethe with holy rage.

Welcome $HOME 😊

“Your computer looks bloated…”

leans in seductively

“…I can fix that.”

As always, the numbers don’t lie — the people do. And worse, we encounter all this with essentially the same brain as the humans who lit the first spark.

We can only hope the commission was SFW for the kid’s sake 💀