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lemmy.ml

“I’m no two-bit wh*re!”

“How about three bits?”

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pawb.social

Start at $1 million. Once they agree, then you've established that they're willing to prostitute themselves, and you start haggling over the price.

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that joke is older than 18 years... so trump wouldnt have anything to do with it

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so... an offer of 2 gallons of petrol and a pack of toilet paper?

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lemmy.ml

back in my day $20 was $20 look what inflation has done to us

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

damn $80? look at mr moneybags ova here who can casually turn down that much money. that's like two grocery trips for me.

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m4xiereply
lemmy.ca

Two grocery trips for $40!? Do you shop in 2018?

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I shop exclusively at Aldi, I don't typically buy meat, and I heavily limit myself on snacks. When you're poor af, you gotta stretch every dollar when it comes to feeding yourself.

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I wish we had Aldi in Canada. I loved it when I lived in England.

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