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My daughter has an OnlyFans account

I hate the stigma around sex work.

I also hate the whole parasocial aspect of onlyfans and the like.

But.

"Hey honey, how's work going?"

"Oh its alright. I got some pretty good traction in my last video. I swallowed a foot long dildo while i stretched out my ass with anhuge butt plug. I had no idea my ass could take so much"

sniff "im so proud of you honey"

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Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored

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Shit piss motherfucker cunt fart tits turd twat cum smegma pussy cock dick pedophile bill Clinton George bush Donald Trump Barack Obama Israel Netanyahu fuck orgy rape kill purple monkey dishwasher fuckstick dipshit fisting gape anal felching Orgy.

EDIT: yeah you're totally getting censored because you're using inappropriate words. You can't use any inappropriate words on lemmy, that's why it's such a bucket of boiling hot ape shum, what in the corpse-fucking shit is even fucking wrong with this hymen-gnawing world? We can't even fucking cuss!

I've fucked barn cats with more tact and self awareness than this arbitrary word-based filter, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHITEATING FREEDOM?

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'This is definitely my last TwitchCon': High-profile streamer Emiru was assaulted at the event, even as streamers have been sounding the alarm about stalkers and harassment

You cultivate these parasocial relationships with people online who pay you for them. Like.

You should be safe attending an event like this. And doing so doesn't give anyone the right to you, to hurt you, or anything about you beyond what choose to share.

At the same time the entire streaming thing seems designed to prey upon lonely maladjusted weirdos, so while I'm not shocked that someone tried soemthing like this (I am shocked at how shitty the security was here), this isn't super surprising.

The entire thing feels exploitative and gross for everyone involved, both the streamers and the people watching / paying them.

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Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana

People don't know this but they were Arch nemeses actually.

Miley Cyrus went on to code the first version of Arch Linux in a four day hate and red bull-fuelled coding binge, calling Arch in order to shame Hannah Montana. Not allowing her bitter rival to oneup her, Hannah Montana created Hannah Montana Linux, the best version of Linux ever created that is used by cybersecurity professionals and software developers to this day.

According to legend, Linus Torvalds had to be stopped from forcefully removing his own head after using Hannah Montana Linux for the first time, and for days could do nothing other than mutter "perfect" over and over again while rocking back and forth.

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No regerts

Tbf the photo of the usb stick is better than whatever crap they probably wanted on that cake.

If it isn't then I'd eat the whole cake.

You know what? I'm going to eat the whole cake anyway.

I'm coming. For the cake. Do not resist.

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Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again?

See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn't be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It's that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

She said, "Krooklochurm, you're an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face."

So I said, "Well, if you're so adamant, get in the tub and I'll piss in your mouth, and let's see if it's as easy as you claim."

So she said, "All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards."

Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That's what.