Trump has this to say:

VOTER I.D. JUST APPROVED IN WISCONSIN ELECTION. Democrats fought hard against this, presumably so they can CHEAT. This is a BIG WIN FOR REPUBLICANS, MAYBE THE BIGGEST WIN OF THE NIGHT. IT SHOULD ALLOW US TO WIN WISCONSIN, LIKE I JUST DID IN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, FOR MANY YEARS TO COME!

Sounds like Trump has plans to make sure people like Susan Crawford don't get elected in the future.

• Media is suppressing news on protests.
• Protests are happening by my town's City Hall, so I know they're going on.

Ah, but including Palestine means recognizing it as a sovereign nation. I believe Trump views Palestine as a region in rebellion against Israel.

Cool. So if I join ICE, am I allowed to sneak up on random people and toss em in my van?

Donald Trump has posted a response to the matter on Truth Social.

I think it’s going very well—The MARKETS are going to BOOM…

He elaborated further with this:

I think it's going very well. It was an operation, like when a patient gets operated on, and uh, it's a big thing. I said this would exactly be the way it is. Uh, we have 6 or 7 trillion dollars coming into our country, and uh, we've never seen anything like it. Uh, the markets are gonna boom, the stocks're gonna boom, the country's gonna boom, and the rest of the world wants to see: Is there any way they can make a deal? They've taken away advantage of us for many many years. For many years, we've been at the wrong side of the ball, and I'll tell you what: I think it's gonna be unbelievable. The thing that people have to talk about - we're up to almost 7 trillion dollars of investment coming into our country, and uh, you'll see how it's gonna turn out. Our country's gonna boom.

Trump is one of those people who thinks that saying it enough will make it true.

"Don't worry, we'll reverse our decision later. Yeah. You just need to wait!"

Poor Haiti is always getting shit on.

"Okay, girlie. No sudden moves or I'm putting one in your gut. If you scream, my cop buddies around the corner will be all over you."

"But I'm being nice. If you stay quiet and come with me, I'll smooth things over with the force. We won't have to break all of your bones before letting you go."

"Now get over here. I'm going to take you somewhere special. You'll love it."

I would like to remind you all about some tips with Stranger Danger:

• Do not share personal information with strangers! Face-to-face or online!
• Do not accept rides from people you don't know!
• Do not go to unfamiliar places with strangers!
• Do not accept gifts from strangers, like toys and candy!
• Do not walk alone!
• Do not keep quiet if a stranger tries to abduct you!

I want to see Trump drink from that cup on live TV.

"I'll show it to you on a map."

"Ah, yes, I see my mistake. You're from Southeast Mexico."

"Pardon?"

"Just know that Trump will take the Panama Canal back from you Mexicans. That's a promise."

The full quote, if anyone's interested:

I think it’s going very well. It was an operation, like when a patient gets operated on, and uh, it’s a big thing. I said this would exactly be the way it is. Uh, we have 6 or 7 trillion dollars coming into our country, and uh, we’ve never seen anything like it. Uh, the markets are gonna boom, the stocks’re gonna boom, the country’s gonna boom, and the rest of the world wants to see: Is there any way they can make a deal? They’ve taken away advantage of us for many many years. For many years, we’ve been at the wrong side of the ball, and I’ll tell you what: I think it’s gonna be unbelievable. The thing that people have to talk about - we’re up to almost 7 trillion dollars of investment coming into our country, and uh, you’ll see how it’s gonna turn out. Our country’s gonna boom.

Oh that's easy. Trump claims that many more would have died if it wasn't for his "wise" leadership. It doesn't matter how many die; he can always claim that more would be dead.

This has already happened, many years ago. I know this because everyone but me is actually a highly sophisticated robot that resembles a member of my species. I'm onto you.

Do not fear, pilgrim. I shall enlighten you on the ways of our LORD.

You see, the LORD knows that his agents require compensation for their holy work. Therefore, God proactively created children to serve his most worthy agents, and thus, serve the LORD! It would be an honor to be chosen for such a holy task.

The Republicans understand Epstein's holy mission, and wish to see it upheld. Such is why Epstein was smited by the hand of God when he turned his back on God's light. No treason shall be tolerated in the eyes of the LORD.

It is the Devil who wants such children freed from their duty. To distract such children from their holy task exudes the grave sin of sloth. We must stand firm against such demonic influence if God's Plan is to succeed.

Please be aware that I am roleplaying as a evangelical whackjob in this comment. Sometimes obviously fake comments are taken as truth.

Doing a good job is also self-defeating.

Managers want to see you grow every year. If you do your best early on in your career, you will hurt your ability to show growth that's visible to management. Therefore, the optimal solution is to do a better job by a barely perceptible amount every year, staying under your maximum quality output until you're retired/dead.

I have no tolerance for people that murder birds. I hope the bear mace hurt.

The Rapture. Trump's plan is to utilize the environment to Rapture the entire species, all at once.

Am I to understand that, from your perspective, every single Palestinian is actually a Hamas operative or sympathizer?

It's up there with that time a rich youtuber decided to make Squid Game an actual reality TV show.