Hesiod out here warning us about tramp stamps a few millenia early

Every day the call of the high seas gets stronger.

I remember reading a book that talked about public spaces and how we often think of malls as public spaces, but they have so many restrictions and ulterior motives that it doesn't really hold.

They're essentially the irl equivalent of centralised social media platforms. I hope once the fediverse really takes off, we can have 'official' platforms/instances that are run by governments that federate only to other 'official' ones. That seems like a better way to reach people, instead of Xitter.

Most British shows, so Peep Show, Fleabag, etc. There's even Episodes, which makes fun of this all in a very meta story about a British show being adapted to American audiences and requiring only hot people for the new version.

In No Country For Old Men, they mention this killing in a throwaway line (it involves contract killing and stars Woody Harrelson)

I think we should have a d666 made of three d6s, like the d100. Would be fun

Ah, yes. The theoretical good billionaire.

The customer service rep in the balaclava was the cherry on top

And just choke it to death

Yeah, I sent that 'official government webpage' to multiple friends and they seriously asked if it was written by Trump himself. It's so surreal to read something like that and to know it's not a shitpost.

I was worried they were going to make statements about hiring directors with a vision. Phew.

Inb4 they start making tiktoks about ignoring the calming music

For the last one, another alternative would be "You're so resilient, it would take a moon sized meteorite to take you down for good."

And my anti-capitalism axe

I love this! Wish more movies did those classic style posters.

I can't shake the feeling of it being a tie, but I like the aesthetic overall.

Get this distinguished member of the workforce to ![email protected] at once!

Don't forget the old textile companies that were threatened by hemp as well

More to boop!

That was a much more philosophical analysis than I expected, but then it is the New Yorker.

There is something to be said about the fact that by the Golden Rule, we should only categorically avoid having children if we would rather have never been born (and while that's a popular meme, I doubt people who remain alive actually believe that).