I found a wayback link here: https://web.archive.org/web/20200806051807/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2quRVxBvN6M

Colbert is introduced around 34:30.

An unexpectedly funny part to me was when the sponsors were plugged: Kia and Roller Coaster Tycoon 2.

By speaking aloud in the woods I have mixed my labor with the land, and am therefore entitled to claim ownership. The libertarian is obliged to respect my private property and vacate the area before they violate the NAP by trespassing. By claiming the woods, I'm also no longer lost: I'm home.

There's no way you came up with that move yourself, you're cheating!

Pretty by-the-book so far, let's get interesting.

That's not fast enough to get a promotion.

Go ahead, take me. See what happens.

When a person is convicted of certain crimes, the government assumes control over their life in the form of imprisonment. Why shouldn't the same happen to corporations that commit serious offenses? Any argument against this could be applied tenfold to the incarceration of citizens, but I suspect that defenders of criminal corporations don't have a consistent view in that regard.

Forget identifying the people responsible, forget pleas that they'll do better, forget fines-- if you demonstrate that you are willing to use your freedom to abuse society, society gets to tell you what to do. Sometimes for a few years, sometimes forever.

man, these little dudes are dope

I feel so helpless when I see the breakfast menu is neatly divided into sweet and savory sections

I was feeling optimistic about it because I'm always wanting some way to get more diversity into my recommendations. I was disappointed when it mostly presented the same videos I'd been seeing in my recommendations anyway, just only those with a particular color in the thumbnail.

ah good, the next excuse for bringing everyone back to the office

murder backwards

typically used as a reference to The Shining