Spyke

The "error" is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.

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Chaos. 💣

This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.

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Bobreply

That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.

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lemmy.world

Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We're playing tournament rules.

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"This isn't my favorite starting position, but I'll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage."

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Bob
feddit.nl

You can say anything you fucking want in either context.

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skyereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

i'm going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i

and i'm going to moan and say i'm cumming the next time i'm about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess

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Bobreply
feddit.nl

You could also say, for instance, "I believe the autumn's coming in late this year", and what's he going to do? Stop you?

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skyereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he'd say something like "actually i'm pretty sure winter's coming" before he does

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Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man's got a mind like a steel trap

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It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it's speed chess sex, so a much more realistic standard.

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In Polish you can say, sometimes You're pushing a Queen, sometimes You're beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.

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There's no way you came up with that move yourself, you're cheating!

Pretty by-the-book so far, let's get interesting.

That's not fast enough to get a promotion.

Go ahead, take me. See what happens.

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Complete silence except for the odd quietly muttered 'adjust', and the rhythmic sound of a c(l)ock being slapped.

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You reached the end