KKISSmyOS replyfeddit.deThe "error" is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media. And it works.34
55714 replylemmy.dbzer0.comChaos. 💣 This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.7
DDeestan lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesNuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We're playing tournament rules.28
owenfromcanada lemmy.world"This isn't my favorite starting position, but I'll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage."13
skye replylemmy.blahaj.zone3Hide 3 repliesi'm going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i and i'm going to moan and say i'm cumming the next time i'm about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess7
BBob replyfeddit.nl2Hide 2 repliesYou could also say, for instance, "I believe the autumn's coming in late this year", and what's he going to do? Stop you?5
skye replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replylol knowing my bf if i said something like that he'd say something like "actually i'm pretty sure winter's coming" before he does2
skulblaka replystartrek.websiteHomeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man's got a mind like a steel trap3
🇸🇵🇪🇨🇺🇱🇦🇹🇪🇷 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWho can last five minutes in bed?! That's a ridiculously high standard.6
Moose replymoose.bestIt says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it's speed chess sex, so a much more realistic standard.6
hhOrni lemmy.worldIn Polish you can say, sometimes You're pushing a Queen, sometimes You're beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.5
VViking_Hippie lemmy.world"..shit, I forgot about the bishop" "Wow, the king really IS useless! Good thing the queen is so versatile" "Hey! No butt help!"5
hhollo lemm.eeThere's no way you came up with that move yourself, you're cheating! Pretty by-the-book so far, let's get interesting. That's not fast enough to get a promotion. Go ahead, take me. See what happens.5
cchumbalumber replylemmy.blahaj.zoneComplete silence except for the odd quietly muttered 'adjust', and the rhythmic sound of a c(l)ock being slapped.2
ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI feddit.deThere's a lot of things you could say there, they would just result in your expulsion from the chess club.4
First of all: That's not how you play chess (left image).
The "error" is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.
It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂
Chaos. 💣
This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.
But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
Haven't you heard about Cheskers?
That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.
Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
"you're getting mated"
Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We're playing tournament rules.
Ah, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer
My sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.
"I see you've played the Frenchman's cumsock"
“I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”
I'll be black this time.
"This isn't my favorite starting position, but I'll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage."
Google it.
Holy hell!
"I normally do this by myself. It's nice to have a partner."
That's exactly how I like my anal beads
You can say anything you fucking want in either context.
i'm going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i
and i'm going to moan and say i'm cumming the next time i'm about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess
You could also say, for instance, "I believe the autumn's coming in late this year", and what's he going to do? Stop you?
lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he'd say something like "actually i'm pretty sure winter's coming" before he does
Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man's got a mind like a steel trap
Holy hell
White knight takes black queen.
Excuse me, that is an illegal move.
As long as it's not an illegal sex
That piece can't move that way!
Who can last five minutes in bed?! That's a ridiculously high standard.
It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it's speed
chesssex, so a much more realistic standard.In Polish you can say, sometimes You're pushing a Queen, sometimes You're beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.
"..shit, I forgot about the bishop"
"Wow, the king really IS useless! Good thing the queen is so versatile"
"Hey! No butt help!"
There's no way you came up with that move yourself, you're cheating!
Pretty by-the-book so far, let's get interesting.
That's not fast enough to get a promotion.
Go ahead, take me. See what happens.
J'adoube!
Complete silence except for the odd quietly muttered 'adjust', and the rhythmic sound of a c(l)ock being slapped.
There's a lot of things you could say there, they would just result in your expulsion from the chess club.
Patience, please, while I consider my next move.
"What I'm about to do is a pro-gamer move"
Nice breasts
I like your tower move