You're supposed to stay in your seat during take off and landing. Please, remain in your seat. Why do you keep getting out of your seat and silently scream at the babies?!

I mean, the CBC is very visibly inclusive... I guess inclusive = left-leaning? 🤷

Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?

Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

I observed that crazy transition too. I think the big question was whether it was coincidental/series of unfortunate decisions/mistakes that led to it, or if it was a concerted effort by a group.

Only on the fourth ejaculation, which implies the person can fully pass as a native English speaker, but if they get too excited (or drunk) the Spanish slips in.

"Women in China" ≠ One user on the Chinese social media platform Xiaohongshu

Very common in the Middle East.

I feel sorry for Johnston, but he (and the PMO) really should've expected this mudslinging. Johnston was a fool to accept the position, and the PMO was foolish to offer it to him.

Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know

Old enough to get a fucking job

Being Canadian is, like, a state of mind, eh. Welcome

I blame him for breaking up the Beatles, too!

Absolute shambles, yowch.

I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.

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Damn, there is still one god active. Whatever you do, don't

This is a lot to unpack.

"Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?" ~System of a Down

Big if true

Exactly. Bears are perfectly safe

Old phones stay hydrated.