Probably because neither of them are that impressive, just surrounded by the most elite supporting casts in college.

You mean to tell me I've been painstakingly pressing the shift key during captcha tests for YEARS and it doesn't actually matter?

So american tax payer here. Why are ice agents in another country point blank period? I'm not expert on juristiction, but it sure feels like an "immigration" agency's ends at the border

Had a dream in college while napping that McDonalds was offering 200 chicken nuggets for $20. I frantically texted my friends that I was gonna take a nap and then we were gonna move on that before McDonalds realized what a deal that was. Then in my dream I walked home and got in bed before waking up for real. The disappointment that followed was possibly the biggest disappointment of my life.

and photos of Norwich

fucking brutal

fwiw, I personally know for a fact that 15 to 20 minutes is fine. Ask me about other ironically bad first date ideas

I would waterboard myself with a tall cold frothy glass of whole chocolate milk. I'm a dirty little milk slut. I think I was essentially stockholmed into it. I remember being like "ew fat bad" as a kid and drinking skim for cereal. But somewhere down the line that turned into me just slopping heavy whipping cream neat. I mean fuck me I'm drinking a chocolate milk on my walk to work right fucking now.

False, I will not watch it

Right, but if you read that link, you'll see that that quote isn't direct but instead a historians recollection of "words to that effect" from Ike. The following quote CAN be directly attributed to him:

I made the visit deliberately, in order to be in position to give first-hand evidence of these things if ever, in the future, there develops a tendency to charge these allegations merely to “propaganda.”

Good ole ken m

This was funny as a kid, but this is fucking hilarious as an adult

However, as we have stated many times, the UN can no longer afford to waste its resources where there is little or no impact. Unfortunately, this resolution is another example of the type of performative document that does little more than waste UN and Member State resources while failing to meaningfully improve the lives of our collective citizenry.

I mean there are worse reasons to vote no. I also hate bureaucracy, but this seems like an odd resolution to make that point on...

In addition, the Trump Administration has been clear that efforts to advance radical gender ideology in the UN will not be supported

Jesus fucking christ

By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes

Fuckin lmao

I mean duh? Search engines used to be an incredibly powerful tool, now they link nothing but "top ten x to buy in 2024" lists that are filled with ads and likely get a portion of sales through links.

Source: I used a search engine today

Imagine what hellscape would need this to be a law

How do I unlock the stuck cleaning everything in sight? Asking for a friend

Didn't we do this one already?

But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

When you're