A bidet.

A bidet. $30, attaches under your toilet seat. Life changing.

One day only in person voting is purposeful suppression of votes.

Also, am coder, 100% agree with xkcd. I'm still amazed the Internet itself works.

Nate isn't associated with 538 anymore.

I used to raise chickens. They are the closest living relative to the tyrannosaurus rex, and it shows.

It's a classic answer, E.T. on the Atari 2600.

Kerbal Space Program

This is the way. I have an LG and bought one for my parents. Do the initial sign up/registration, then turn off Internet access. I actually thought mine was broken when I got it, but it was just my pihole blocking it. Temporary whitelist for setup, smooth sailing since.

I'm not alone! This is great.

I didn't think this is a time for us to chill out. There is really fucked up stuff happening around the world.

This is some good wisdom. I'm pushing half a century, depression since my teens. Wearing and having color around hits my brain in the right places.

Mix the sugar, vanilla, and coffee first. Then mix in the eggs.

Aye

The headline is bad enough but it gets so much worse. Shoot the kid, government finds no wrongdoing for the cops - then files suit against the mom for being an unfit mother?!? Stay classy, Mississippi.

You are a great dwarf, TIL.

Thank you.

Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse!

Maybe canned tuna is the answer.

Possibly joking, but I really do think this is just another delay tactic. It's what he does, and it has worked so far.

I just wanted to say thanks for running this community, and not by just linking to the other place. Much appreciated.