I'm not lurking. You are!

I went from the rough equivalent of graduating with a 1.5gpa in high school and suicidal to making a grand total of 1 application and getting into a top 10 CS university in the States, literally giving me a second shot at life.

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Wish granted, but coordinates span the universe. You mess up, teleport off planet, and die.

I wish I could fly.

edit: subconsciously copied the flying part lol

Wish granted. You become popular, now the FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA all want you, and you lose control over your life.

I wish I had the ability to push the stock prices up when I squint hard enough.

Where's the queue for the free food?

Wish granted. You get the notebook***.

I wish I could stop time.

***accompanying magic pencil granted separately.

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-

Granted. No one in your country stays sick. There is an explosion in the elderly population. The pension fund runs out. Millions starve to death.

I wish I am all-knowledgeable.

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups.

Their leader, the one they call Emma with the largest and roundest

You have my sword!

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups.

Their leader, the one they call Emma with the largest and roundest biceps, was feared due to their

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-tarts and Snickers afforded one to

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-tarts and Snickers afforded one to hire your own Oompa Loompa or bribe a politician. Just like America, their society was in decline. But there was one silver lining to

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-tarts and Snickers afforded one to hire your own Oompa Loompa or bribe a politician. Just like America,

Long, long ago in a land not far away

Granted. You notice you burn fat in hours and become addicted. You die from starvation.

I wish I had a lamp with three wishes.

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-tarts and Snickers afforded one to hire your own Oompa Loompa or