Ah yes, another reason not to give me ID to these tech companies. Anyone that demands my ID online can go fuck themselves while I find a replacement service.

These people really don't like the concept of tourism revenue, do they?

She should be denied a fuck of a lot more than just bathrooms.

He's too busy having a weeklong fuckfest with Satan again. It's almost time for the baby.

If you want your fridge to tell you its temp, just slap your own temp sensor in it. Put a mic by your laundry machine to detect the buzzer and alert you. DIY all the things, don't give these "smart" appliance companies money to spy on you.

your keyboard appears to be broken

Sounds like DHS spokespeople are playing too much grand theft auto.

They can do this if he's dead, better get to work Bessent

Maybe Venezuela will return the favor next time keghead takes a cruise.

Halloween or Thanksgiving would work too. Actually Thanksgiving may be the best choice of the three

There's already shitloads of ads out there for privately minted Kuck rounds

He doesn't eat burgers on live TV so we won't get to see him have a heart attack

$30/mo is still too much for what it can do

I've gotten plenty of tech jobs without LinkedIn, including one this year.

And we're paying for this shit! What is it going to take to make these shitty AI companies pay for their own energy? They don't even have a good product to show for all the waste.

Can we get this one on some of those event betting apps? I'd throw a dollar or two at that bet.

Vance is useless as fuck and is incapable of herding his republican cats. He was a joke before Trump and he'll continue to be a joke after.

It doesn't take much effort to take an appliance model number and Google it to see the features list. People are just stupid and don't bother to spend even 5 minutes researching their large purchases.