Don't tell me that liar Nanni is still at it after all this time. No discounts, no refunds, the copper is fine!

I don't get it.

I don't know about this one, it's easy to lob accusations around on clay tablets willy-nilly but people would rather hop on the bandwagon and drive over an honest businessman than do their own research. Bunch of dried mud-slingers if you ask me.

Yeah, the thing about that is- Oh, look at the sundial, there's somewhere I have to be.

As a completely neutral third-party in those transactions, I think you're on to something here.

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If you need a hook-up for that iced copper, I know a guy.

What's the issue here? That's just a protective coating to keep the high-quality copper underneath safe during shipping and handling.

I think this dog's paw is the cat's pajamas.

𒋺 𒌋𒑉, 𒀀!

::: spoiler spoiler That's probably nowhere near what I was going for (and one character was the closest match to something I saw in an image but I think it's even more wrong than the rest). Intent: "Take off, eh!" :::

All I can see is this fine copper community but will keep an eye out.