Why don’t beans ever play hide and seek?
Because they always spill the beans!
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How many seconds are there in a year?
12 - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…….
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right!
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?
He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
I really don’t understand why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.
He’s basically one big Banner.