Kinda hard to be a bigot when your favorite show is about a egalitarian socialist utopia

Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire

Almost all of these are also true of Christianity

Pitch for an episode. Find a rogue starship lost decades ago and the crew is just hundreds of copies of the old transporter chief who found himself the only survivor in a past disaster. Desperate, he did the only thing he could think of to crew the ship and satisfy his loneliness. After so many years of churning out copies of himself from the decaying version in his buffer, he now believes himself to be the ideal humanoid being.

I am once again asking programmers to explain the joke

You’d be surprised how many nazis were recycled after WW2. Unfortunately, it’s the reason we made it to the moon.

Man supporting the leopards eating people’s faces party files lawsuit after leopards ate his face

Why do republicans want to kill themselves so badly?

Or you can not join a team and evaluate things individually based on their merits

You can tell this is fake because you win an argument by changing the other person's mind, which has never happened.

A conservative Christian straight white man. Everyone else is at risk

At least this one is true

Patents a way to deliver ads?

So if we just patent all the ways to push ads and never sell the rights we can stop all of this?!?

It is though

This t-shirt would fuck

Same applies to housing the homeless, but benefiting society isn't the point. It is not enough to win, someone else must also lose.

Ohio sherif announces he is a fascist