But then theres no one left to sue us right?! Pirate all the (nitendo) things!!!!!

Can we just leave it unplugged?

Shut up and get off my lawn!

At least she knows how, i shown my wife like 4 times over the last year and she still cant do it!

And then wash your hands again right?!

Oh shit yeah! I remember begging a friend who got one to send me an invite. Didnt you only get like 3 invites to begin with or something?

With blackjack, and hookers!

Hopefully not, iv always wanted the powers of a rat!

This is the one time i agree with outsourcing, get someone who is awake at that time to deal with it.

Euler: What is one banana and why does Tom have seven?

Don't give them ideas!

"if a pmosquito lands on your balls, You know that not everything can be"

Guess im not wise enough to understand.

Damn! Yall really are fucked. I really do feel for you. Hope this shit doesn't catch

Seems like it would be for anyone brown tbh. Y'no, cause racists think all brown people lve in the desert.

When was the last time you cleaned it out?

Really? Didnt know that was a thing. Does it affect you in anyway?

Of course! Saw one last night!

Well ive had the dream where I had a wife (different person to who im with) kids, a job, full life kinda stuff for like the last 10 years and was really happy. Woke up and it all faded away. Made me sad but carried on with my day. So yeah i guess I'd probably just move on. Also just to clarify my life now is pretty good, so not like I lost anything really.

Hey step brother.... ;)

Not really. I personally hate cats but my mates cat likes me, just cause I sat there and ignored her. Wasnt exactly earned.