It better not. I've invested all my money in it.

That's not a children problem. That's a parents problem.

Me: Oh and Mint, could you also add my old printer that I can't get to work on any other OS I've tried?

Mint: Sure thing.

This is what your grandparents fought and died for to prevent from ever happening again.

OMG you're right! I do look like Ryan Gosling.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

I'm very bad at networking. I blame DNS.

Well, that explains Windows 11.

All cars have wheels. Not everything with wheels is a car.

I don't give a shit. Microsoft finally gave me the push I needed to switch to Linux, and I'm not coming back.

I have always wondered about this sort of thing. Powerful people are only powerful because people choose to obey them.

One of my friends, who is a woman, once showed me her dating app to show me why she found it so exhausting. I tell you, I'm ashamed of my fellow males. She got so many cheap messages from horny guys, to the point where she found the app useless.

For me, last time I used a dating app, I found it very hard to strike up a meaningful conversation with my matches. It was like I had to carry the whole conversation and they took forever to respond. So in that retrospect, it might be why some guys don't put in much effort when contacting women. But most of the massages my friend showed me, where absolutely just mouth breathing horny guys.

It's called foreshadowing.

Getting corrected is how you learn. I often spell words wrong, because English isn't my first language, but I don't mind being corrected.

But when to use "your" and "you're" is actually fairly easy to remember. "You're" is short for "you are" and is used when YOU are doing something. "Your" is used when someone else is doing something.

You're sleeping vs. your cat is sleeping.

Kidnapper: "Come on, just do it. It's not rocket science."

Science guy: "But, I am a rocket scientist."