and all the photos from this loaner device will be blurry AF...but that's instagram's fault, right? And our own devices distorting things. RIGHT. What a spokesperson. Amazing.

SEEMS.

Man, that comment is loaded with subtext.

For a fun challenge, you can play Spot The Convenient Stretch Marks! if you compare this photo to the one where she's in those awful boots poolside, from just the other day.

Amazing how her totally not-edited body 'shows up' with stretch marks when it suits a client. Both photos are taken from about the same angle.

Such sketchy practices. Shameful.

Consent is, like, so annoying!

SPEAKING OF, it’s probably time for her to recycle her teens trick-or-treating content for every last ounce of attention she can. Gross.

I can only imagine how many eager little brands have scrambled to send her their trucker hats in hopes of being featured. Straight to the tub / garage they go!

If she’d just BE HERSELF, she’d be fine. She is a perfectly ordinary mommy. Don’t understand why she hates her true self so much.

The perfect match to her elongated-codpiece prom frock. Thank goodness.

Also, the timed task thing is something she’s posted about before. Pandemic-era. She’s just recycling stuff that worked well before.

Shopping. That’s her only hobby. It’s the only thing she does consistently. Lol

Love the big advertising for hello fresh. Which is pretty bargain-basement partnership for an influencer, but also HORRIBLE for people who can’t do gluten. …Not that she’s going to eat anything.

Sad for 30 seconds, then back to downvoting Reddit and streaming teen dramas.

Filter is glitching up on the C. Aaaand in about a zillion other spots. Nice work, bird.

She's nothing if not consistent. Every dress she chooses is so very strange. And the shoes. Always the weirdest. And not in a cute, quirky way, either.

God, is there a roll-on that can STOP those fake crispy Rs? It’s nauseating. This woman is such BS.

I’m haunted by that clip of her dancing alone in what appears to be the lamest, emptiest “bar” ever.

With those wrinkles and that flimsy fabric, it looks like she’s wearing a crumpled up old Kleenex for the day. Gross. Cheap. Weird.

Pretty sure it’s all filters. And a steady diet of Diet Coke and Tim hortons coffee.

Like the carousel horse!!? Where in the world is that ghastly thing going?

Wow, they all look super stoked to be there.