Prince Albert (PA): I got pierced 5 mo ago. Love it. Goal is piercing-enforced chastity. It'll take me like 1.5 years to stretch up first. I've been wearing my headless Cherrykeeper cage a bit; most other non-PA cages are incompatible with a still-healing PA. I might do a PA AMA once I have experience of a stretching after next month. Far less painful than I imagined. It is very vascular down there, and bleeding significantly from the crotch afterwards as someone without a uterus is a bit surreal. Although this probably varies by gauge, the tumescence or erection of the penis, securing the PA in place, seems like the key mechanism by which insertive sex as someone with a PA is pain-free. I have some dysphoria-influenced erectile difficulties (that I don't mind and are in fact a turn-on for me). I like that risk of pain/injury adds another reason why I'm maybe not the best top lol. I don't think that folks that have seldom/never used nor needed a PDE5 inhibitor (boner pill like viagra) would have an issue with insertive sex after the initial healing time
Thong bikini tanlines: I'm trying to get some at an indoor UV tanning place. Carcinogenic, I realize; but also a bucket-list thing I want to try once. I've been having a difficult time with the thong line at a high-enough and consistent height. I'm also not exactly sure what my ideal bikini look is: strong triangle, soft triangle, bandeau is cute too. I'm thinking of some floral or similar pattern tattoos around my nipples, to feminize my chest a bit more. I also tried a spray tan. Mystic tan is a company/product that is a spray tan booth (i.e., private) that I used. You can paint tanlines on yourself with it for up to a week or so. I realized that most light-skinned women in porns have spray tans. Breathing in the fumes in the booth is rough. Nothing rubbed off of me afterwards, which was very surprising to me. You want to shower 8-12 hours or so post-spray to 'turn off' the temporary skin-dying process.
Thong recommendation: I've been wearing thongs daily for like 8 years. I don't relish in consumerism or promoting brands, but I am happy to share good spending and thriftiness tips. Victoria's Secret seamless thongs, for me, are A+ for feminine-looking thongs that accommodate packages. I guess I don't need it to breathe too much down there; the 95% spandex or what not has never bothered me. On the positive, I virtually never slip out on the front. Thong stays in place well too. Both the VS and Pink ones are good, although the VS are higher quality. Note that some high-waist or lace-trim ones have a slimmer front cut that a testicle may fall out of. I've never fallen out of the normal seamless. You can get these for like $7 USD a pop if you get 5 or something during a bi-monthly sale. If you're a 31-35 inch waist in men's pants, I'd suggest a medium size. You can also pick a size according to the hip circumference in the website's size guide that more or less matches your waist circumference. Delivery parcel does say Victoria's Secret on it.