A QA engineer walks into a bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames. The product owner says that the bar can be shipped anyway.

> qt girl is working out next to me

You lost me there. GTK is superior.

When I see this captcha and it says "1 of 10", I close the page. This website doesn't want me, and I don't want to be there either.

I would say "what a good day to be blind", yet you added the text transcription.

Don't do that, NDA is no joke.

It's like removing a laugh track from an old sitcom.

Damn, I thought he literally offered to give her a child as he already has too many.

You can think whatever you want about left parties, but I'm still going to blame people who voted for fascists for fascists winning the elections.

This is how towers would go down if they didn't collapse straight down due to the explosives planted by Obama.

Great advice. I always consult FDA before cooking rice.

$1100 for sex? The landlord was rather desperate.

One of my favorite examples is when a company from India (I think?) trained their model to regulate subway gates. The system was supposed to analyze footage and open more gates when there were more people, and vice versa. It worked well until one holiday when there were no people, but all gates were open. They eventually discovered that the system was looking at the clock visible on the video, rather than the number of people.

If I want to see a movie so badly, I'd rather go to the cinema rather than watch a low-quality camrip.

Today, new research conducted for a new book, Impact Engineering, has shown that 65% software projects adopting Agile requirements engineering practices fail to be delivered on time and within budget, to a high standard of quality. By contrast, projects adopting a new Impact Engineering approach detailed in a new book released today only failed 10% of the time.

All you need to know about this study.

Spent 10 weeks with another guy and his mom paid $100/hour. They definitely engaged in gay anal sex.

Free or not, monopolies should be regulated.

I see a lot of gentle replies. I wonder if they would have looked the same if the browser in question was Google Chrome. The issue is that you can't win this game. They ask you one thing, then another, then another, until you either fully comply or stop cooperating, and they block you anyway. That's a reputational hit for the company and its product, whose only competitive advantage was its reputation.

This is the most believable thing I've seen here. Like, isn't this a normal 4chan user?

Modern warfare comes with various innovations I see.

These cars already cost more than my life, how can they ask for more money.