I'll be long dead in the ground before I use the word 'mouses'.

Isn't this the plot of one of Arnold's movies.

Gooby pls

Don't lie, that goat is cute. You'd definitely date him if you were a goat.

The dealer advised him not to remove it because it might ruin the paint, and he won the lawsuit

Here's one from ancient Rome

You remember when a international crisis happened after the Swiss police apprehended Gaddafi's son when he beat hotel staff?

I mean, considering what happened next in this episode...

I also got this funny result

Good ol' Derpina

I'm too high for this shit

Yes, a big factor, many users gradually left the site after the API changed. Also the sub mods have become increasingly ban-happy in the recent years.

Actually, I am his bully, and I came to say that you look exceptionally sexy.

Wait till you hear about Jehova's witnesses.

I guess the PTSD is still having effect on Fiver from Watership Down.

Speak for yourself, my mom is a 10 ft tall bodybuilder

Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?

Because I'm a cheap bastard.

And also because I'm a third worlder and piracy is my only access.

Man: "alright, fell right into the trap"

Proceeds to cut one

Hedge fund hog