Jokes on them. I don’t even want to go to heaven unless I can suck a bag of dicks on the other side of the gates.

I’ve always wanted to be trapped in a sauna. Sounds lovely.

Help them investigate someone else. If you are the one they are investigating, shut your mouth.

TLDR-Dude was hiding in a barn and fell 30 feet

Australia! Just like old times.

Never underestimate the power of water cooler interactions -C suite

There are absolutely people who do this. They will pay a penalty for not withholding when they file but they probably still come out ahead even with just a HYSA.

Sometimes I wonder if the one voter just didn’t get the memo how their team was voting. Like bro just go with it like you meant to do it.

Not paying to read that

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those up.

Yall are the ones making the whole ass edge slippery?

MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE

I knew that was your pussy before I looked at your user name. Old fan of yours from Reddit. Sexy as always.

Bro yesss I’ve showered twice. Also fuck coming out of the shower still sweating. Also nice camel toe 😅

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

“Crush the left” lost it right there 😂