Kristi Noem is a dog murdering psycho cunt. I wish her a lifetime of UTIs, hangnails, yeast infections, and congested sinuses.

Edit: added UTIs

Give them to Ukraine.

Kristi Noem is a despicable cunt.

I'm going to say this every time I have a chance to comment on an article about Kristi Noem. It may be repetitive, but it brings me joy.

How do they just keep going backwards?

Wow, no kidding about being supportive! I'm pretty impressed by the quality therapy provided here by the Prince of Darkness.

Something tells me the rest of the tract plotline doesn't quite portray it that way.

Hahahahahahahhahahahaaaaa!

Asshole tried to blame the valet. What a dick.

They're spending 6.4 million taxpayer dollars on suing and countersuing Disney between this year and the next. While taking away a popular , family friendly benefit costing 2;5 million per year.

DeSantis is a legit Disney villain. They could make an animated film featuring him as a comically stupid bad guy.

For everyone wondering about the dog, it looks like he hasn't been found yet. Police are searching for a male suspect and are ". .determined to ensure that all those responsible for this heinous crime are held accountable and that Onyx is safely returned to his rightful owner".

Quoted article: https://countylocalnews.com/2024/02/03/dognapping-suspect-sadie-slater-arrested-after-allegedly-driving-off-with-french-bulldog-victim-clinging-to-car-hood/

Spoiler alert, Tom Holland is actually playing Juliet.

"The gun was later found in his backyard under a shed, hidden with a 74-gram bag of marijuana, according to investigators."

This whole story would a great opening to a film about a mob kingpin.

I expected it to be the same guy who called a basketball team a bunch of illegals, but it's not the same person. Are all Michigan reps this dumb? Just asking questions.

Edit: typo

Fuck everything about DeSantis. I hope he rolls both ankles while wearing his special make-me-tallet boots. God damn waste of oxygen.

Didn't we use asbestos for decades too? JFC GOP.

The "circumstances" are that IDF has a history of murdering non-combatants. Especially those who can be plainly identified by their dress and activities as being reporters, aid workers, and even escaped Israeli hostages. Either they're doing it deliberately, or they're trigger happy incompetents. Or some of both.

How inconsiderate to throw an Easter on the same day as the Transgender Visibility celebration.

Kristi Noem is a despicable cunt. I hope she trips over a stack of her shitty unsold books, falls into a deep gravel pit, and sinks beneath a pile of rocks while passerby point and laugh.

This is the most hilarious comment I've read in a while. Thank you!

What an absolute cunt.

This was all supposedly planned before the events of October 7th, but continuing with the plan regardless of the situation in Gaza just seems like a shitty thing to do. Maybe hold off for a year, or at least a few months...?

There's a Huckabee family photo from years ago - probably around the time Mike Huckabee was helping campaign for one of her early elections, but I'm not 100% about that.

In the photo most of Huckabees were wearing some variant of a striped shirt, and I remember thinking it looked like a cluster of circus tents.

I have to go find that pic to make sure it wasn't a fever dream.