My Ancestor
Got it from a religious cringe instance, as how people of the 80s will live in the future... Mostly accurate except the shirt that still goes too hard.
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Got it from a religious cringe instance, as how people of the 80s will live in the future... Mostly accurate except the shirt that still goes too hard.
Are we not talking about that process cut shirt saying SEX on the shoulder?
That's a tattoo
Turns out the bible people ended up being the gun nuts, not sexually liberated people with tattoos.
almost as if there is a link between violence and sexuald frustration.
You’re saying the guy with the bible is a devo?
I am saying I would not trust him to watch my kids. I never trust religious fucks. They can just pray to make sin go away. How they hell can you trust anyone who thinks wishing at the sky means they can do whatever they want?
Ah Dad! We’re all Devo!
Chic tracts. Serious propaganda aimed at convincing 80s children that they will be going to vividly imagined hell if they don't accept Jesus as their lord and savior. I'm not ashamed to say my 12 year old self had a moment of doubt.
They're a great source of meme materials. The D&D one is legendary.
I'm a fan of weirdly supportive Satan
Wow, no kidding about being supportive! I'm pretty impressed by the quality therapy provided here by the Prince of Darkness.
Something tells me the rest of the tract plotline doesn't quite portray it that way.
He even looks concerned. Empathy for others, truly a foreign, evil concept for Fundamentalist Christians.
Hell yeah lol.
I also like how the gal is actually enjoying the date since he's not trying to just immediately grope her boobs/proposition her xD
Based Satan, but it is super creepy that they think that what he's saying is evil.
Why is that a video?
Skill issue on my end, I think I fixed it
Seems like a tough love type. Yeah I like him too.
Uh...what?
This one?
Boy he really did have to drive home the point that elfstar was learning the really real magic of realness .
Yes :)
Chick tracts are not chic.
I remember reading them fondly as I took a shot in my churches background
Hey kept making those right up to his death a few years ago.
I’m partial to the “drugs” shirt as well
I need that monkey ancestor shirt I neeeeeeed it
See link below to order!
This ad is okay because it plagiarised a religious nut job, and that's funny.
Wait, which side loves guns?
Ah, you see the event is always both weak and strong. The enemy is too weak to realize how guns help you protect your rights and your family while at the same time the enemy is very strong and dangerous and is armed to the teeth with guns and wants to take away your rights and kill your family.
These are the 'bad guys with guns', allowed to run free at the liberal indoctrination centers thanks to liberal gun restrictions somehow
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!!
I love that the bible is half thr size of the kid and titled "The truth for youth". Just wow!
The irony being that right-wingers are the ones who love guns so much.
I grew up with these as a homeschooled kid AMA
Are the guns supposed to be bad or good?
Ah here the guns are bad because Satan is holding them. If Jesus were holding them they'd be inalienable rights
How long did it take to understand how antithetical alternative facts are to everyone else’s views?
I learned too early and it got me grounded a lot. My brother got bitter he couldnt share them and my sister doesn't think women should vote
How was your education?
I was taught by abeka books that evolution is just a theory so we shouldn't be swayed by it and ray comfort told me intelligent design is proved by a banana. The earth is probably only 6k to 10k years old because really smart people counted back the names in the Bible and multiplied it by the average life span between now and Methuselah.
Fr though I dropped out of college but I got miscellaneous tech certs so im doing just fine. I had to unlearn for years before anything made sense. My grandfather tutored me though and he was a very skilled engineer with pieces in a museum so it made a difference. He was sometimes mean but he liked my curious side where most shut it down.
Bananas do prove intelligent design, but only of the banana -- they were selectively bred by humans to be how they are. Wild bananas were much smaller and stubbier.
Ever pull up a wild onion? I got to give our ancestors credit. It takes a lot of effort to look at this bulb smaller than an acorn and see any potential.
And have seeds in them.
Sent to the principals office for being a nerd
A Bible nerd, at that.
I am sure people who genuinely share this then go on to defend civil gun ownership because it's land of the free
Well of course. Because they're the good guys with the guns. It's not the guns that they view as the problem; it's the people using them.
It was only when members of the Black Panthers had assault weapons that Reagan enacted an assault weapons ban. Nevermind all the continuing overt racism that persisted even after black codes were abolished.
It's clear they interpret 2A to mean, "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed...except those people."
I was thinking the same.
I love that shirt
Ok but that girl’s arm tattoo goes so much harder
she probably puts out
SeX
Guns? Cops? Leather dusters? Is this anti-libertarian propaganda?
These tee shirts are fire!
Yeah where can I get that sick Drugs shirt?
Ah, Chick Tracts.
The height of philosophy and culture produced by Christian thought.
He isn't even hold a bible, lol.
What else could be 'The Truth for Youth' aside from the holy word?
These feels like an exploitable meme template.
Exploit the memes of production
Was looking for the drug shirt but I found this neat one: https://rlv.zcache.ca/anti_drugs_t_shirt-r3377c44e4da0479fa36cea4d59ed8d8c_k21al_614.jpg
We can make them...
This is from a MAD magazine.
Appears to be legit right-wing propaganda.
The "truth for youth"-bit at least.
https://midwest.social/c/religiouscringe
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New Jojo looking lit
Wow. This speaks volumes
...about how we live in a society.
Me when a creationist calls me monkey for stating facts:
I thought that dude on the left had a pot of pasta upside down on his head.
There's so much gold here: the "Drugs" shirt too, and the "Sex" tattoo. But yeah, the monkey shirt is amazing!
Assuming there is a hell would you go to it if you jerked it to a girl in a Jack Chick tract?
Hell yeah! That group seems fun!
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/20403343-my-ancestor
You dont need any of the URL after the '?', for example:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/20403343-my-ancestor
Removes all that google telemetry at the end
Yup to have that "rampant paranoia" In the username the user could use some privacy tracking and online safety to reduce the paranoia anxiety.
Yeah...it's just a line from Star Trek...but you're right I need to be better about that.
Done. Thank you.
Needs more trench coat
Tried reading the old testament with the little one to introduce him to the faith if not the culture.. man those books are fucked up. I don't remember being taken a back by them as a child myself which is the weird part
"My Ancestor"- it is referring to the shirt in the comic, not a real shirt, it seems.
Why is the ancestor so angry? 😆