bat kaya tinawag pang auto detailing di nalang carpenter

pag kaya mej nasusunog na yung iniihaw ng mga bakla sinasabi din nila "ay charring"

i've seen and heard of very dangerous liars pero ang pinakanakakatakot sa lahat yung mga nakabraces na nagsasabing regularly silang nakakapagfloss. tangina niyo wag ako imposible yan

Pop punk/rock hits Girlfriend's and Misery Business' lyrics - yasss go girlies you're not as much a potato as u think and go after them guys u like and take them away from the bitches

The songs' vocalists - very likely lowkey campus heartthrob material, had boys erect altars in their name, feels like sanctioned bullying if they actually sung these for a likely okay high school couple, gf says sorry, bf finds it weird bc they can probs jowa any guy/girl they want bat yung taken pa

ngl PLV statement on the Ama Namin thing kinda make sense to me. i get that it could be interpreted as ridicule or mockery but at least from the video it really looks like everyone's just having a good time

idk but if i were almighty all-powerful omnipotent everything i'd be sad if my followers would boring sluggish lame af when they worship my name lmao

imagine all the bangers and bops written in your name and your followers draw the line at drag + punk rock wtf is up with that. Gregorian chants are a few notes away from sounding like devilish incantations

how the heck did Rebisco get away with "Ang Sarap ng Filling Mo" for years

nagpaadjust ng braces

asst: sir ano po kulay ng rubber gusto niyo

me: yung yellow na lang

dentist: sige kabit natin yellow. tapos pa music na din yung Yellow by Coldplay

nyeta kung tumagal pa to ng onti sa showbiz dapat nag Bubble Gang to e HAHAHA

beri good daw ako sa first month ng braces kasi di natanggalan ng bracket 😇 thx daddy HAHA

Visibly fewer spiders in my apartment 😊

The fucking ants are back 🥰

ang sarap ng avocado shake lalo na pag gawa sa bahay 🥰 (hilaw pa pala) (napaka fucking pait)

78.1 sa Purity Test because I've never had sex 😎

https://senguyen1011.github.io/state-purity/

what if ginamit lang pala username q

ingat pi

There's a universe where Justin while touring fell in love with a British-Filipino singer-songwriter, and so married her that she became beabadoobee bieber

how is it that both Black Mirror S6E1 and S6E2 are dogshit? :((((((( this is the kind of dread i can only get from the show that i've been longing for, but this time it's from the show dying :((((((((((((((((((

mamamatay ba to dito kung hahayaan ko lang siya jan HAHAHA

All these taken together, our new logo reflects PAGCOR’s long-standing commitment of being a guiding force that illuminates the way forward, drives transformation and development, and brings inspiration and motivation to the lives it touches.

nyeta ano daw? HAHAHA PAGCOR ba to o DSWD?

anong fire? anong beacon? punyeta HAHAHA may mga tanga nanamang maiimpress kasi nasampolan sila ng English kahit pantanga

if i didn't try i wouldn't have known that i have such a talent in making roux (mukhang champorado)

sushi/sashimi, kare-kare, kimchi HAHA puro food

DotA, unfortunately

bat ang pangit ng paa ko di ko tuloy mapagkakitaan HAHAHAHAH

or baka pangit lang camera ng phone ko?? 😢