I think in Rick and Morty one of the fake currencies is called a schmeckle, which is Yiddish for penis (diminutive).

Sounds like they're streets behind!

Nope

The jaw bone's connected to the CASH BONE!

You can put it in the fridge to counteract this and in my experience it remains spreadable, unlike preblended natural pb I sometimes buy. This might have to do with how much oil is extracted from the nuts in each process, however, so YMMV.

Idk who needs to hear it, but stop buying this shit. If it has a computer inside, but you can't flash your own software onto it, just pass. If you're unsure, look around, find the nearest Linux user and ask for help.

Alt headline: companies start posting more accurate salary descriptions after the government fucking made them.

No one told me that Jews have a crime pass in Germany. I need to start planning cooler vacations.

C'mon man, the hate was obviously there before the killing, it's just that it took a murder to get the hacks at the NYT to cover it.

Oh...politically, they mean

Lol bet she campaigns for Trump like that fuckin loser Cruz and his dogfaced wife.

Thrice you might say, considering we could have had a primary this time too but for Biden's hubris

The most recent reddit spike is definitely just people adding the word to google searches to make the search actually useful instead of SEO slop

If I could retire without needing to know the difference between ETFs and mutual funds, I would be soooo happy

Lol don't give them any attention. It's the same 3 people who didn't get loved enough during their formative years and cannot distinguish between good attention and bad attention

I'm an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I'm not prepared to deal with.

Yes, but do you prefer to give or receive hardship, if you have the option?

I don't think she's disturbed. She just needs to keep that freak on a leash.

I am becoming more conservative....we have to return to the old ways...let's go fight Nazis in the streets

I mean fuck it. I say we start demanding that he release the tape. Stop treating him like a fucking dotard.