TurboTax plus Republicans wanting to make paying taxes as difficult as possible so people will vote to cut taxes

98%? Sounds like bad polling to me

It's a small section of a book about the 2002 invasion of Iraq, as told by the residents of the Baghdad Zoo

The text is changed too, my favorite version is "I am a sanctioned psyker, observe"

Only boys have bussies, not trans women

My party doesn't use lemmy so I can drop some setting spoilers

They don't know that the adorable orphan they adopted in their time travel adventure is actually the evil lich queen in the modern day, and I'm looking forward to dropping that bomb on them

Find somewhere without light pollution, and you'll see a goat

They say you can get easily reverse

That's not true, reversal is much more invasive and not guaranteed to work

And she's OK with it, right?

Giant spinning ring stations are sounding more and more appealing

I think (hope) it's just a proof of concept. Nobody relies on Ticketmaster working for their daily life, and everybody dislikes the service. So the goverment has a lot of support to meddle in it, then if it goes well they'll be able to hold it up as an example of the benefits of regulation

Because hot water and hot chocolare mix are so hard to keep on hand?

Sure, he's a racist man baby that never advanced his humor past 4chan and thinks safety is for losers, but he's not all bad. He destroyed twitter after all

He found himself seated next to a Republican member of Congress on the flight home

Aww gee, what a coincidence

Figma balls

It looks wide enough for a billboard to me

No way they didn't bone

While fighting Beldorion on Nam Chorios, Leia Organa Solo remembered from her time in Jabba's palace that Jabba's fat hid a great deal more muscle than anyone suspected, and for all his apparent sluggishness, he could move deceptively fast across a room, particularly when his temper was roused.

From his Wookiepedia page

That's why in my setting criminals get tossed into a kiln if they're sentenced to death without parole

Out of all the things to criticise the NRA for, this is the last

US Republican* politcians