I'm pretty sure it's a pictographic fish

The way things are going in the US I wouldn't be surprised if the AI also reports Quinceañera to ICE.

That's what annoys me the most with the nothing to hide crowd. You only have nothing to hide until they decide to go after something you have. I'm an LGBT person, I'm always one bad election away from having something to hide that could cost me my life. I see plenty of moralists who do tiny, widespread tactics to circumvent business taxes, and it's so normalized here that they legit don't realize they already have something to hide. Like yeah, realistically I wouldn't expect the government to go after those people any time soon, but how the fuck are you literally breaking the law and literally every one of your customers know and you still think you have nothing to hide? I legit don't understand those people.

In your country that's the excuse they use. In mine it's scams. My country was choosen as one of the pilots for google's new developer verification program. It's later getting to your country as well. Scams and school shootings are real issues, yet very different ones, but somehow they both get the same set of "solutions" that don't solve anything. It's very naive of you to think they wouldn't have found another excuse if that one didn't exist.

I upvoted the comments disagreeing with you but couldn't downvote yours because sometimes I feel the same way even though I don't think that way. It's so frustrating that people keep using those platforms. In my country I literally can't ditch whatsapp because otherwise my family can't reach me in an emergency. And when they get a new number they just assume I'm going to see it in their instagram post. How many times I only found out someone got a new number after asking who is the unknown number sending me instagram or tiktok links on whatsapp. Doesn't matter how many times I explain, it just doesn't fit in their minds the concept of someone not having an account on those platforms.

I'm adopting this interpretation as my headcanon.

Hey I love The Office, but Parks & Rec just hits a lot harder for me. Maybe it's because I live in a small town so we end up knowing everything that happens in the local government (and everything that happens in the town, really, there isn't much to keep track of). The Office is funny to me because it feels absurd and exaggerated, but P&R is funnier because it's just as ridiculous but feels way too realistic for comfort.

The word or string "ass" may be replaced by "butt", resulting in "clbuttic" for "classic", "clbuttroom" for "classroom", "buttignment" for "assignment", and "buttbuttinate" for "assassinate".

This is seriously one of the funniest things I've ever read. Like gosh, I'd recommend everyone give that article a full read. I couldn't even get mad at the stupidity. I'm bookmarking this to read again when I have a bad day.

I second this, learn emacs and you will never bother learning any other software (because you'll be too busy learning emacs for the rest of your life).

I've seen USians complaining about our word for black people, ignoring that calling someone black (like the color) used to be as offensive to us as the N word is to them, while our equivalent to the N word was the non-racist option. Older people who haven't caught up with recent trends might still find referring to people as black offensive.

I mean if using UTF-8 a single "character" can be twice the size of that. Depending on what counts as a character it can be even bigger. There's no way this wouldn't go **rribly wrong.

They offered you a hand and now you feel entitled to the whole arm.

shAI-hulud

I've only been here for a few days and most of what I see is people discussing reddit or the fediverse. The most content I got that wasn't about either was from that bot that crossposts reddit posts here. I don't know if it really makes a difference which instances people join if all they're gonna miss is a few defederated instances' comments on drama between instances.

Eww, no, I'll never use Lemmy